Second Come Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord