Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.