Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.