What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

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What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.