Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.