Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

What is big hairy and can fly ?

King Kongcorde !

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets