Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.