Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."