What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

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What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career