What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.