What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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She named him Oedipus.

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Two Kwanzaas

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What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?

Zackrebleu!

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I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!