What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.