What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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It staged a coup

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A cross-threader

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The snowball!

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.