What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

What happened to the tasty noun?

Verbatim.

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Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

How do snowmen get around?

By icicle.

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.