What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

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What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.