What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?

Something that goes straight for the juggler !

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin