What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin