What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.