What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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What di you call a snowman in may?

A puddle!

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

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What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...