What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

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How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

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What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.