What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

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Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

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An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.