What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.