What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.