What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.