Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

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Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.