Boeing Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

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Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

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Servant Jokes More Servant Jokes

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

Who's there? Budweiser. Budweiser who?

Budweiser your mother naked?

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do you call immigrants to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor