Boeing Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

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Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

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I couldn't raise them

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

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Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

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Immigrants

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What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

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Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

Who's there? Budweiser. Budweiser who?

Budweiser your mother naked?

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Why did AT&ampT have the worst wedding?

No reception.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

boeing boeing boeing

What do you call a bouncy plane?

Boeing Boeing Boeing