Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank?

Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks