Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank?

Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks