Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)