Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

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What did the baby corn say?

what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!