When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.