What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.