What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe