What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

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Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.