What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Lower Jokes More Lower Jokes

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Usb Jokes More Usb Jokes

What goes after USA?

USB.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

Who invented mince?

A leper playing guitar.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.