What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Lower Jokes More Lower Jokes

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

Usb Jokes More Usb Jokes

What was the precursor to USB?

USA

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).