What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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What was the precursor to USB?

USA

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

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How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser