What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Lower Jokes More Lower Jokes

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Usb Jokes More Usb Jokes

What goes after USA?

USB.

What was the precursor to USB?

USA

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why is it called the "color TV"?

Because it was invented by a black person!

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser