What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Lower Jokes More Lower Jokes

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

Usb Jokes More Usb Jokes

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.