What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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How does a man cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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How can a law student make it?

lowering the bar. or not to.

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

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What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser