How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".