How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office