How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)