How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

F Jokes More F Jokes

What did the letter F say when he became cool?

Sup G

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.