How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.