How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).