How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

F Jokes More F Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ( )

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!