Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in