Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!