Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there