Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.