What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.