What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.