How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

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What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !