How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!