How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

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What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What do old people often do?

Die

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !