How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !