What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.