What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What do frogs deal?

Croakaine

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."