What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy