What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

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What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.