What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."