Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

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What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What's black, blue and doesn't look too well?

Stevie Wonder