Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love

Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

In blind spots.