Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE