Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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What do you call a negative antelope?

A Cantelope.

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!