Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Whatcha watching?

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Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.