Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Why does mowgli run away from Shere Khan?

Islamophobia.

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope