Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What's Elon Musk's favorite band?

The Cult.

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !