Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Cult Jokes More Cult Jokes

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout