Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout