Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout