Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

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Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

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Why do black men smell bad?

Because prison showers aren't very good...

Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal