Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

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Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family