Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

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Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.