Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.