What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

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What do you give the blonde that has everything?

Penicillin.

What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin