What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ?

Because of the .