What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

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Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ?

Because of the .

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!