What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.