What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

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How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

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What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.