How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)