How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)