How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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What kind of doctors are like spiders ?

Spin doctors !

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.