How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

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Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.