How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.