How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.