How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

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What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.