How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van