How do spiders drive a van?

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I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

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How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.