How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.