What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.