What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

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Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...