What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...