Mar Jokes

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

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Why do sorority girls travel in odds?

Because they can't even!

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Matt Damon Jokes More Matt Damon Jokes

What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Beagle Jokes More Beagle Jokes

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.