Mar Jokes

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Colonist Jokes More Colonist Jokes

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

Matt Damon Jokes More Matt Damon Jokes

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Curiosity Jokes More Curiosity Jokes

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

What do you call a suicidal cat?

Curiosity.