Mar Jokes

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

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What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

What do you call a wolf you cant find?

A where wolf.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.