What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars