What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...