A tooter
A sixth sense
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
You love your own, but hate everyone else's.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"
You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
Post-Imprussianist.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)