A tooter
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
Tour-ettes :)
A fart with a lump in it
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
I teach you the goober quench!"
A: A hobby horse.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)