What do you call a person who teaches y...

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What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

Who farted?

Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.