What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

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What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE