What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

Osama Bin Liftin

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Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

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What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !