What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

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What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter