What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him