What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

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What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!