What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!