What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

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Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

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What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.