What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

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He died.

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The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

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Because he was de-composing.

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He rips out his hare!

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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!