What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

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What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.