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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)

2 Pair Jokes More 2 Pair Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.