Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

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Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one