Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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Och noo, me troosers!

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Incase he got a hole in one!

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.