How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.