How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why are you so ugly?

Boy: I'm you from the future.

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)