How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future