How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.