The letter A because it makes men mean.
To boldly go where no man has been before !
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
Me: How to avoid student-loan debt, with a minor in teen pregnancy.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
They both begin a trip at the post!
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
