What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

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What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

What do you call a man from Portugal?

A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.