What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.