What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

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What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.