What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.