What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car?

Hey Robin get in the car"!

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.