How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

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Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!