How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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What triggers feminists?

Genders

Why are there so many good jokes about feminists?

Well, they're huge targets...

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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you