How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Lesbian Carpenter Jokes More Lesbian Carpenter Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.