Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

Nearsighte Jokes More Nearsighte Jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!