Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!