Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!