Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!