Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.