Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks