Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.