Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
They'll tell you
Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)
Yes but we cantaloupe.
Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)
Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
Because they're both cauldron
Ford was my best friend.
By watching corn!
Through the Electoral College.
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
They couldn't afford it.