Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.