Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

Who wins the election?

America.

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.