How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

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Punch him in the nose.

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Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

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Takashawa.

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Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

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Why is it so hard to breakup with Japanese girls?

You have to drop the bomb twice

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.