How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

What do you call a Japanese pirate?

J-Peg.

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How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice