Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble