Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

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What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

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What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...