Bingo Jokes

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

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An eggroll !

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.